Nick is the kind of guy who gets sent into the “pit” by his employers, the last time we heard from him was at the iphone 3g launch. Who knows if he’ll ever come back. I for one fear that the deadly combination of iPhone ironic stupidity and Fresh’s ironic humour might just provide Nic’s undoing.

Nick Rocky Haralambous

Nick, if you didn’t already know runs a blog called SARocks which if you don’t you’ll have to google if you haven’t already. The site itself is at the forefront of new media employing the as yet unexplored territory of positive-South Africanism. A perspective which has led to some suggesting that Nic reads the news with a single designated eye as some have suggested he seems to miss most of the negative press.

Now onto the man himself; known to many as Nick Rocky Haralambous he spends his quiet time mulling over his favourite self – help book, “how to take great shots of yourself whilst holding the camera…yourself’.

When not updating the world of twitter on his latest album “acquisitions” he can be found singing cabaret and dancing with what he likes to call the “anti-crime marches” a rather strange title for a musical act but a title nonetheless.

Sources closest to Nic suggest that he has a few skeletons in his closet. which like saulk’s “firststep.co.za” has an instruction manual hidden within it which instructs one on the proper skipping out technique.

Skeleton number one, is that he has a facial hair grooming kit to match Trump’s follicle flattening fantasia. So large is his collection of beard trimmers, that some say you can see it from the moon. Although this fact is yet to be confirmed – space travel is of course a bit of communist propaganda so there is truly no way of telling just yet.

Skeleton number two, Nic appears to have a strange fascination with the dating site zoopy.com and their mascot Charl Norman who heads up dating site of a similar name zoopedup. It would appear that the two hit it off at the Johannesburg 27dinner, whilst the rest of the party mingled, Nic and Charl, on mxit of course, e-whispered sweet nothings into one another’s ears.

Nic Rocky H. great guy..check out what he can do @ www.sarocks.co.za and www.zoopy.co.za or find him lurking on www.charlnorman.co.za