Rob Stokes wants the world to know something

30Sep08

Rob Stokes, founder and owner of online marketing company Quirk has something he wants to clear up. 

“For so many month I’ve been hearing rumours on the Internet that I am an evil genetically mutated super human with a vendetta against a short, cute little Asian man” said Stokes in an interview today. “I had no idea what anyone was talking about until I caught the show Heroes and I realised why I had this bad reputation.” 

BeatMagazine took the liberty to explore this issue further and found the following photographic evidence where the resemblance is quite uncanny:

 

Adam Munroe

Rob Stokes

Rob Stokes

Above: Fake Rob

 

As you can see, there is a distinct resemblance between Stokes and the character “Adam Munroe” in the popular TV Show.

“I’m literally losing business from this and I need to set the message straight. I’m not evil, in fact I’m a really jolly guy who just wants to promote a few websites online. I’ve never even been to Japan let alone feudal Japan and while I’m super smart I’m definitely not able to heal like this Munroe character is able to.” 

BeatMag is all about getting the truth out there and we just hope and pray that people listen to his impassioned plea’s and that Quirk can continue its growth.


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  1. 1 Sarah Manners on October 1, 2008 said:

    muhahaha.

  2. 2 Chris M on October 2, 2008 said:

    ROFL!

  3. 3 Worsbeursie on October 2, 2008 said:

    That’s exactly what Munroe would have said!

  4. 4 Andy "Lad" Hadfield on October 2, 2008 said:

    I’m sure I have an exit clause in our little Quirk contract. Save the Cheerleader. Save the world.

  5. 5 Kat on October 9, 2008 said:

    bahahahaha

  6. 6 Tim on October 9, 2008 said:

    Haha – with a title like that I was half expecting to hear a closet call…

    Save the Cheerleader save the world!

  7. 7 Yasin on July 3, 2009 said:

    This is BRILLIANT …
    LOL – “I’ve never even been to Japan let alone feudal Japan”
    Never mind brothren, u been to AFRICA – ROCK ON.


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