One of Simonb's many alias's
Local Fring blogger, Simonb, has had to have his Muti login revoked due to what site owners describe as “excessive usage”.
Speaking to the media last night via Skype cast, Muti founder Neville Newey had the following to say: “At first everytime Simonb posted a link he suddenly got close to 4 extra votes for that post which obviously raised suspicion. When we investigated further we realised that most of his posts led to mail order Russian bride sites owned by none other than a mysterious ‘bSimon’.”
In a case that lasted months, the Muti authorities eventually put two and two together and made the Simonb link. “He had literally thousands of Muti accounts he used to vote his sites up with” said Muti chief of police, Justice Tsoness.
“Mr b’s countless logins have been revoked but unfortunately we might only have around 4 other people on the site now” said Newey.
In an exclusive phone call with Simonb last night, Beat Magazine got the following comment: “This is honestly not what it seems. In reality I was just trying to find Shebee a girlfriend… seriously!”
There you have it folks, straight from the horses mouth.
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lol thanx for the great laugh. Brilliant post. Amazed to see though that I made it to your list so soon. I am sure there are many other bloggers who should have been here first.
Looking forward to see what other bogus news you can produce. Keep u the lousy work, it makes me smile and thats a good thing.
Btw if you put links in your posts you may even get some link love
Well Simon there are more “famous” people to talk about but since you were checking up on us via Muti we thought we would do an expose on you as well.
We’ll be updating the news as it happens so keep coming back!
Thanks for the laughs guys! Keep it up.
eish so Tyler slams you and then you edit this post aswel so it reads “I was just trying to find a girlfriend… seriously!” mmm I am married guys lets not get my wife worked up now… You should rather call this blog, the bullshit blog, so people know it’s all made up.
Thank you for returning mighty – Simon. We obviously haven’t read your blog and thus are not in possession of your personal details. We’ve edited it, and we’re all happily united again as we’ve changed the scenario to that of a philanthropic gesture. It was very kind of you and we’ve made sure that instead of casting you in a negative light we’ve ensured that in this story you’re both the protagonist and the hero.
If you wish to call this the bullshit blog, then by all means do so – we certainly can’t stop you from doing so. Nor can we stop others from interpreting this in a million different ways, unfortunately its the nature of the game, we like to call “art”.
Oh and one last thing Simonb I trust that your wife knows that we were only pulling your leg
Actually she though it was serious, I had some explaining to do, to show her this site was just a joke.. lol
“This is honestly not what it seems. In reality I was just trying to find Shebee a girlfriend… seriously!” surely u mean a boyfriend? or are you implying something else?
Rather say “This is honestly not what it seems. In reality I was just trying to find Saul a girlfriend… seriously!”
*Ahem* And what would Saul’s girlfriend have to say??
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